latefortevinter: unclefather: all systems checked out @elidoo
momsjeans: this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
softtrade: One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head
zoroisgay: zoroisgay: i’m looking at the sistene chapel and one of the images of God has just the THICKEST ass Michelangelo had NO reason to give God a thick juicy ass, but he did. He did that for all of us.
bisappho: When you see other gays out in public and you want to subtly drop hints that you’re one of them
tfw your friend overshares @latefortevinter i’m happy for you mate
beejohnlocked: verimelliott: iraffiruse: Gotta work on that spacing y’all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho ALDKAKSKAK
billywick: daverdad: the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA